I was watching the Sopranos, Season Two Episode 11 or 12, and one of the FBI Agents (Skip) mentioned Patty Hearst. He says she was the most severe case of Stockholm Syndrome ever, so I decided to look her up. It so happens that we share a birthday. It also happens so, that she seems pretty rad.
So everyday of this week I shall post an homage (pictures, words, whatever) to cool things that are, in whatever way, associated with Feb. 20th.
I know, pretty self-indulgent but isn't that the point of blogging...?
The picture above is of Patty Hearst (aka Patricia Campbell Hearst aka Patricia Hearst Shaw) wielding an M1 carbine while robbing a bank in Sunset District, San Francisco.
Below are some more badical pics of Patty during her "I was just bein' rebellion'" years and you can click here to read about her crazy life on Wikipedia.
Oh, celebrity sagas, how us U.S. Americans have always and will always love you...
Hottest celebrity mug shot ever...? Perhaps, perhaps.
"Was last seen wearing black sweater, plaid slacks, brown hiking boots, and carrying a knife in her belt." Yes, please.
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Sick collage made by someone (not me). Epic Celebrity Saga...
I'll bet you anything that she just got through shouting, "Everybody be cool, this is a robbery!"
Below is Patty (at age 53 in 2008) with a French Bulldog that she calls Shann's Legally Blonde. The dog earned a Red Ribbon at the Westminster Kennel Club for "Best of Opposite Sex."
Is it me or does she look better wielding a high-powered machine gun, with bangs and/or a hat? Perhaps she looks better wielding this inbred Frenchie, perhaps.
You'd have never guessed it, but, apparently Patty got over the Revolution and started...? You guessed it! Breeding French Bulldogs.
Bullshit, right? Nah, more like BullDOG (muahahahahaha, lolzing all the way to the (robbed) bank with that one)...
This brings up the age-old question:
Would you rather be a revolutionary/member of the Symbionese Liberation Army or a breeder of champion pedigree French Bulldogs...?
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